If bloggers are the future of the music bidness, as one so-called in-the-know expert type has alleged, then perhaps it's high time for this Padre to throw his hat in the ring.
This ain't rocket science. I mean, if some overweight purple-haired beeyotch can parlay photoshopping jizz stains on celebrity faces into a meeting and possible deal with Frank Sinatra's old label, then how hard could it be?
Not as hard as arranging bukkake facials with underage chickadees for a few coke-addled and pampered executives, right? So anyhoo, ahm fixin' to put a little Jinx Removing, High John the Conqueror Root Oil-anointed juju on what's left of the music bidness, before the bonehead trust screws the goddamn pooch too completely.
If bloggers are the new record labels, then your Reverend Perez Tilton is Vocalion, Gannett, OkeH and Black Patti all rolled up into one bad-ass mothafuckin' monster.
Consider yo'selves forewarned.
2 comments:
Reverend, I expect you to confess all the musical and sexual sins you committed.
the Pope
ps- can we leave tips on here or will we have to tip you?
See-ins? First off, the only sexual see-in I'll confess to is not getting enough. Musical see-in, well, lemme see. Um, uh, got any ideas there?
Reverend Perez Tilton
ps: virtual tips are all right for right now.
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